Trump Declares Himself ‘Superhuman’

Black and white TrumpBy H. Peter Johnson
Conservative Correspondent

Presidential frontrunner Donald Trump’s ego seems to have grown to gargantuan proportions.

In a recent radio interview, the billionaire real estate magnate declared he had several above average abilities.

“When I win the election, I will be the most qualified candidate ever elected president,” Trump said. “I’m smart, good looking, have a hot wife and worth billions of dollars. I have superhuman abilities.”

Trump has repeatedly bragged about his intellect and wealth, and at the same time called other politicians stupid.

Dr. Harold N. Bornstein of Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan recently released Trump’s medical records and declared his personal health to be “extraordinary.”

“If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency,” said Bornstein.


  1. He sure has a very active imagination if he believes the above. Unattractive to start with, the facial contortions he uses are worse than ugly.. If he is smart he certainly hides it well. I see a “hot ” wife as more of a liability in the presidency. People with money very often use it to buy the way out of problems. All in all, with these liabilities and his ideas I think he may be the second worst choice after Ted Cruz

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