Ann Coulter Diagnosed With Testicular Cancer

Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter

By Dr. Juliane Bashir
Medical Correspondent

BS News has received reports that firebrand conservative commentator Ann Coulter was seen leaving a Los Angeles-based oncologist. This confirms rumors that she is indeed suffering from testicular cancer.

Coulter, who has never been married and has no children, has long faced rumors that she was born a man. This latest report confirms the rumors.

The news will comes as a shock to her former paramours which include Bob Guccione Jr. and Jimmie Walker.

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  • Sheila C

    Not to underplay cancer if any kind, but it couldn’t be heart or brain as she was born without those organs.

    • Ted

      You are a piece of shit I hope you die a fucking can’t three more

    • alie tabooger

      liberals eat the big D Trump will be your next president get used to it losers.

  • While this is funny, I prefer to call her out for her ugly views and rhetoric than for her appearance. I think that’s the better way to go.

    Roger Wolsey, author, “Kissing Fish: christianity for people who don’t like christianity”

    • I’m looking forward to reading “Kissing Fish”, Roger. I think there must be a bunch of us “progressive” or “mindful” christians out here making our way to the next phase of our existence, like “Close Encounters” seekers on the way to Matȟó Thípila. peace+plants! Tim

  • Paris Landon

    This is not a true story.

    • Garth Lee

      What gave it away, Paris?

    • Paris.
      You’re an idiot.

    • oldsalt1942

      Gee, ya think?

    • scoteymcdougal

      Nawwww…ya’ thank? …

    • Thomas Buss

      Really? Ya think?

    • labman57

      Yah think?

    • Richard

      Well it is coming from a source that states right in its title that it is BS!

    • SFnomad

      No kidding … this is a satirical news website.

    • Captain Obvious to the rescue!

      No shit, sunshine!

    • SavvyCat

      Ya think?

    • Petunia Pachtman

      Ya think?

    • John Smith

      Wow, nothing gets past you, that’s for sure.

    • Are you sure?

  • This is karma at its best although I never wish Cancer on anybody! By the way we always knew she had to be a man!

  • Just Great 🙂 …I knew there was a couple tucked up underneath there somewhere…. abusive, evil woman she is… worse than any man I’ve ever encountered… and it makes you think? How in the fuck was her parents??

  • Walker Mangum

    I am a hard left liberal, and yet I find this story to be offensive to me. Let me point out a couple of things:

    “BS News has received reports that firebrand conservative commentator Ann Coulter was seen leaving an Los Angeles-based oncologist. This confirms rumors that she is indeed suffering from testicular cancer.”

    #1 “This confirms rumors that she is indeed suffering from testicular cancer.” Horse shit. If true that Ann Coulter was seen leaving an Los Angeles-based oncologist, it does not confirm anything other than the fact that she left the office of an oncologist.

    #2 You would think that Dr. Juliane Bashir would be able to use proper English grammar. When I read “an Los Anegeles-based oncologist”, the rest of the story became suspect, as the poor grammar told me that that the writer is incompetent.

    This kind of hyperbolic twisting of a story is shameful.

    I don’t like Ann Coulter one bit. And I also don;t like anyone that puts themselves lower then her – which Dr. Juliane Bashir just did.

    BS news is BullShit news.

    • Wow Walker, the irony in your response would be funny, if it wasn’t so sad. You may be a liberal, but you’re as gullible and oblivious as the liberal-bashers commenting.

  • Geraldo

    Very nice liberal comments.

  • Papo Vicci

    I cannot even call her a bitch anymore. Too bad.

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  • Yuh-huuh.

  • Coulter’s gonadal issues are the least of her health-related (both physiological and psychological) problems. More significant is her lack of a heart and a soul.

  • Lucien

    Yeah, I dislike her… But this is transphobic. I don’t care if she was “born a man.” I don’t have to stoop that low to make her look bad (being trans shouldn’t be something someone has to be ashamed of). She has awful views and says terrible things… Pick on that. What’s in her pants isn’t really newsworthy at all. Trying to frame being “born a man” as something to be ashamed of is a shameful act in and of itself… Even if this is just a fake/satirical story.

    • Lucien – perhaps you should try reading the article and comments with a bit more effort. The article never once says anything is wrong with being transsexual – it’s making fun of the fact that COULTER says there is something wrong with being transsexual. She says offensive, hateful and disgusting things about everyone in the LGBT community – and beyond, since she once publicly called John Edwards a f*ggot – therefore if she would get cancer, it would ironic as hell if it were testicular.

      There are people who actually insist she is transsexual, and therefore her anti-gay rhetoric is about being closeted and ashamed of herself, but that’s another matter entirely.

      It’s pretty flimsy to call a satirical piece trans-phobic for making fun of Coulter’s homophobia and trans-phobia. You might as well say one of those old movies or TV shows, where a racist would flip out because they gave him a black person’s heart or blood, were racist themselves, when the point of those stories was to make fun of and criticism racism.

  • Nuts!

  • James

    Yikes, she looks freakishly skinny in that photo, like anorexic skinny.

    • She is a cokehead.

      • ScottG

        So she is a Democrat?

  • Anne Savvinos

    If we want people to be treated with decency and respect we need to do it ourselves, no matter how hard we may disagree with them

    • Kev W

      Perhaps HE/SHE should lead by example?

    • clevertitania

      Apparently someone doesn’t grasp the irony of suggesting that a person who spreads hatred and vitriol towards the LGBT community – a woman who openly uses the word (my apologies in advance) faggot – is actually a transgender person. ESPECIALLY a woman who was the keynote speaker at HomoCon, which was basically a big conservative excuse to tell bad gay jokes and marginalize the civil rights movements of the LGBT community.

      Perhaps you should look up the definition of “satire.”

      Coulter wouldn’t know decency or respect, if they sat on her face and wiggled. And I have no obligation to be respectful of hatred and bigotry.

      • Christopher Dickerman

        Well written, Clever!

    • BrianNky

      Anne Savvinos,tell that Coulter. Hatred begets hatred!

    • Arthur Coulter is also not white.

    • I would normally agree with you, but Ann Coulter has neither. Ridicule is better than instigating terrorism, as she has attempted on the New York Times, her teacher, that she frequently misquotes and smears. I was going to add a visious joke, but that is not me.

    • It ain’t people, it ain’t part of the human race!

    • Suzanne Devlin

      Annie…chill out. Clearly you aren’t familiar with the absolutely disgusting things she’s been saying about Democrats for years. And I mean nasty and mean spirited so I’m not giving this cretin a pass. You can if you want but don’t think all of us are as forgiving for the vile things she famous for saying and having an orgasm each time she spits her garbage out. You might want to do a little homework before you chastise anyone for their comments about Ms. Coulter.

    • There’s something very unwholesome, creepy, and weird about that lady.

  • John McLean

    I wish someone would tell Sarah Palin’s skeleton to shut up

  • Robby

    Elephants and donkey piss me off.

  • Are you sure she has just not swallowed some of her own venom, she is always spitting it at others so probably easily done?

    • I don’t think Ann Coulter swallows, well on the other maybe she does hence the no children.

  • Errol

    Just the headline made me laugh! Consider the source, BS news! Jimmy Walker? DY-NO-MITE! LOL

  • To call her transgender is a huge disservice to the trans community

  • When did Dr. Bashir leave Deep Space 9?

  • Donnie

    GREAT BALLS OF FIRE ..YIKESSSSSSSS

  • Dave Growl

    Poor fella.

  • Jena Adams

    This is nasty. I’m no fan of Coulter, but this article comes very close to transgender bashing. I thought the headline was funny, and posted the link on my Facebook page without reading the article. Fortunately, very soon after I posted the link, a friend who DID read the article told me that it was offensive because it sounds like transgender bashing. I immediately removed the article, and thanked my friend for bringing this to my attention. Like I said, I’m no fan of Ann Coulter, but I won’t stoop to approving an article that uses gender hatred to make fun of her.

    • clevertitania

      Prove it. Find one quote in this article which is in any way insulting or degrading to transgender people.

      Simply satirically writing that a person is a part of a minority they aren’t, is not now, nor will it ever be, inherently offensive.

      In fact, if you really want to claim this article is offensive to transgender people, ask someone who is. I guarantee that they are 1000% times more offensive by the vile and disgusting things Coulter says about them, than anything in this tiny blurb of an article.

  • Marc F

    Not only that, but it was also revealed that she born with not one, not two, but five penises.
    When reached for comment, a spokesperson for Ms. Coulter said, “Yes, it’s true. But her pants fit like a glove!!”.

  • Eileen Hargis

    All that ugly finally went inside!!

  • MARK TAVORMINA

    and since she hasn’t she clearly doesn’t want to be treated with decency and respect, and has abdicated that option.

  • Suddenly, I am struck. It would seem perhaps the correspondent is more important than I thought. Could this be from Lieutenant Julian Subatoi Bashir, M.D.? This is truly a great day! That message must have taken forever to get here.

    I am sorry if this serious, but I could not help giggle at the coincidence. 🙂

  • Rosemarie Franzese

    I cannot fathom the irony of the situation. Coming from someone who is extremely critical of others. She is not one of my faves but I feel sorry for her. Whether or not she was born a female has little to do with it. I do not wish you suffering or hurt. Be strong.

  • YS

    I think the fact the article started with “BS news” should have been a hint that it wasn’t real 😀

  • I have no doubt that story is pure bull shit. However, everytime I see her i can’t help but think that she needs to go one a new diet and eat one Whopper or Big Mac EVERYDAY. The only one she could be a wife for is the comic character Skelator.

  • pfl1982

    I loathe Coulter but, yeah, this is definitely not a funny piece. The Onion you ain’t.

  • PT

    I hate Coulter. She is a virus. But I am sick of the opinion that when women don’t conform to certain physical or societal norms that they’re deemed men.

    Stupid story.

  • Lance

    I like the nod to Star Trek DS9 with “Dr. Julienne Bashir”. Nice touch.

  • I would normally agree with you, but Ann Coulter has neither.

  • James Ayers

    It’s really a shame…..a woman who shows agressive traits has to have male body parts…..Also, as a cancer patient myself, I wouldn’t wish it on anyone even in a joke. Sorry, but don’t appreciate this humor at all.

  • Colette Hyland

    All that hate,all that vitriol,all those lies

  • Colette Hyland

    All that hate,all that vitriol,

  • Ann who? I always thought that was Howard Stern in drag.

  • Enuma

    https://iga.in.gov/legislative/2016/bills/senate/35

    We live in times when states are trying to make it illegal for trans people to simply go to the bathroom. The butt of this joke is that she’s a trans person. It’s trans bashing, plain and simple. There are so many better ways to criticize or even just plain ridicule Ann Coulter. This article insults trans people far more than it insults Ann Coulter. Pathetic.

  • gdog

    I find hilarious that some folks on the left, who just adore Caitlyn Jenner for coming out as transgender, turn around and use being transgender as an insult. Make up your minds, is being tg something positive or negative.

  • You hate Ann Coulter because she tells the truth, which you view as hateful. Yet you publish stupid shit like this.

    Ann Coulter does look like a man, but only when compared to internet liberal girly boy studies like you all.

    If you ever dared to challenge Ann to her face on actual substantive ideas, you’d be mutilated, eviscerated, and annihilated, not to mention humiliated, and you know it. So instead you resort to childish liberal games.

    Screw you all and God bless Ann Coulter.

  • The joke’s on all you Left Wing idiots who think that BS actually stands for Business Standard. Anyone who swallows this crap is a fool and should send all their MONEY to me on behalf of the Ann Coulter Cancer Fund. PS Perhaps if the story was actually FUNNY people would realize it’s satire.

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  • Jay Sper

    Kid Dyn-o-mite!!!

  • Jeff

    Blasphemy . How dare you offend the Goddess Ann Coulter.

  • Brian

    Very believable, given that she has more balls than the average Liberal male.

  • Rogue

    Shrillery had a vasectomy. She gets more trim than Bill, and that’s saying something.

  • alie tabooger

    fuck liberals.

  • Man Coulter

  • brian

    Just goes to show how conservative women have more balls than our president.

  • MRL

    So, that is that what’s strapped up on the chest?

  • Marc Goldberg

    You breath life into the vile lungs of this hateful person by giving her credibility of being a being. She is not. She is a scab on the wounds of humanity. A Leech sucking on the dead flesh of her sick inventions. Forget her she needs not Your confirmation of her Being; positive or negative

  • jt

    Now she DOES have an Adam’s Apple, which normally only men have. She might have an extra chromosome or something.

  • Reminds me of the day I heard that Barbara Olson was aboard the plane that crashed into the Pentagon. My first thought was, out of all the conservative commentators, why couldn’t it have been Ann Coulter?! Barbara was actually quite a nice lady.