Trump Says He Could Have Been A Porn Star

Associated Press
Donald Trump (Associated Press)

By Hamish Balfour
Entertainment Correspondent

Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump continues to confound political and media watchers with his unconventional campaign. After getting an endorsement from Sarah Palin, who delivered a bizarre and rambling speech, Trump has gone on to brag about the size of his manhood.

“I’m all man,” said Trump in an interview with WEHW. “I’m also as big as Lexington Steele. I could have gone into the porn business, if I wanted to. How do you think I’ve been able to keep marrying these hot women? I will be the most well-endowed president in history.”

Lexington Steele is a porn star known for his 10-inch penis.

This is not the first time Trump has bragged about his manhood. He once told TMZ that attorney Gloria Allred would be impressed with the size of his penis.

26 comments

  1. Please American’s, bring this man to Africa he would really make a beautiful white MONKEY in our zoo. -NIGERIA

  2. Just look at Trump’s tiny little fingers. At least one if his previous lovers described his penis as barely visible. He gets these hot women because of his wallet, not his dick.

  3. First off, I made the mistake of having breakfast, and then reading this.
    Second- This man is the most disgusting piece of shit I have ever had the misfortune of ever knowing about.

  4. This is such a bullshit report. Who writes this shit and who believes it? I AM VOTING TRUMP. PEOPLE GET OVER IT. HES WINNING.

  5. Wow. That’s stomach turning. Pretty sure it’s the size of his bank account not the size of his winkie! I wonder if there’s a bad toupee thing going on down under as well? Ugh…. no really I guess I don’t…. yucky yuck yuck!!!

  6. Once again, Trump is very confused, as he has mixed up HAS and IS with respect to the term “big dick”.

  7. But can he work his “big dick”? Viagara, maybe? Is that what makes him high energy? Why don’t Trump pose as a porn star and let the real women decide.Excuse me but I feel a need to barf.

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