GOP Serves Fried Chicken, Watermelon to Black Conservative Group

Reince Priebus (Gage Skidmore)
Reince Priebus (Gage Skidmore)

By H. Peter Johnson
Conservative Correspondent

The Republican Party has selected an elite group of black conservatives to discuss ways to win over African-American voters. The team, which Republican National Committee (RNC) staffers jokingly call the Sally Hemings group, is comprised of the best black conservative minds in the country. The group includes Dr. Ben Carson, the Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, former Rep. Allen West, former presidential candidate Herman Cain and Stacey Dash.

“These sharp minds will helps us formulate a plan for reaching out to the black community and breaking the stranglehold of the Democrats,” said RNC Chair Reince Preibus. “The Republican Party can do much more for the black community. Black people have been voting Democrat for 40 years and it has got them nowhere.”

The Business Standard News also learned the menu being served to the group. It is fried chicken, watermelon and kool aid.

“We know what kind of food they like,” Preibus said. “We want them to be comfortable.”

29 comments

  1. Stupid SOB… I’m black, and I don’t eat that crapppppp… This is the ignorance that needs to stop… Not funny at all… So would it be right for me to say white people kill people and eat them??(Jeffrey Domer)… And you think this is funny !!!!!???

  2. Well they better take Stacey Dash off the list because black people can’t stand her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Thats soo true… those wanna be’s have no clue how coldblooded and diabolical white culture is….but if this is true…fried chicken and watermelon is a tasty cultural classic. and dont make the mistake of not putting enough sugar in the koolaid…my standard was two packs and 3 cups of sugar per gallon and stir well because you dont want the sugar to settle at the bottom…btw whats the vegetable? It most definitely should be greens…sounds good though…lol

  3. If they eat it, the are just a disgusting as you! DON’T DRINK THE KOOLAID FOLKS! TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!!!!

  4. This ignant ass fool! But the members of the “Sally Hemmings” group noted, deserve this treatment. Good for them! Hopefully they’ll realize they’re no better than any other African American, and are not considered elite. I just hope when they’re eating that fried chicken they spice it up with some good ole hot sauce. As for the watermelon, please spit the seeds outside in some good soil so they’ll reproduce!

  5. I will never vote Republican and those African Americans that they have I feel sorry for them because they are a big dissapointment to me and I know some other people they are to.

  6. Get the F_ck out of here. I can’t believe what I am reading. And what so sad about it all is that the Uncle Tom Black Conservatives see nothing wrong with it.

  7. It is true that black people vote fordemocrats, but when they are this ignorant to serve stereotypical food and not realize what is wrong, they are out if touch. My advise would be for them to serve what you would normally serve and treat them as fellow humans. Nothing extra or overkill. We see right through people who try too hard. And one more thing, Stacy Dash is not one of the brilliant minds….

    • It is a shame that they would pick so few to try to win so many. They are only being used for the rights benefit. I believe in equal rights for all, not just the elite. We are Americans. Each of us are proud of our heritage and also embarrassed sometimes at things that happened in the past. No more racism, no more prejudice, no more hate and no more discrimination. Let’s get this country on track to make up for the past and be a country for all people governed for all people. Politicians that can’t be bought by large companies or the rich. Politicians that will work for everyone and what is best for Americans, not just for the right or left.

  8. the people that they mentioned are uncle toms anyway. so let them have that few. an to hell with them too.

  9. Is this supposed to be a joke? Seriously, would these Black Ignoramuses sit down with these White Crackers and have this stereotyped meal. Well of course, I did once read that they have been referred to by a White Supremacist as ‘Our Blacks. Black Slavery reinvented in a new guise.. American Blacks.. The Pits.The Mind boggles.

  10. And this group of “great black minds” don’t have the sense to know they are being insulted. Collectively, they don’t have the brains of a nat!

  11. It’s fake news! (Though believable). From their website:
    The Business Standard News is a satirical site designed to poke fun at the absurdity of the modern-day news cycle. The stories are outlandish, but reality is so strange nowadays they could be true.

  12. You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe everything you read, even if it’s from groups or people you don’t like. We (black folk) are so quick to call each other names, yet want to act like we want to come together. Anyone who calls me “uncle tom, “coon”, or whatever else evil name they can think of just because of some politics, you can KMA! There! And you dumb for believing this BS. Even at the top of the page, they call it BS!! Dumba$$es!!!

  13. You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe everything you read, even if it’s from groups or people you don’t like. We (black folk) are so quick to call each other names, yet want to act like we want to come together. Anyone who calls me “uncle tom, “coon”, or whatever else evil name they can think of just because of some politics, you can KMA! There! And you dumb for believing this BS. Even at the top of the page, they call it BS!! Dumba$$es!!!

  14. Yep, just like I thought. Use the right bait, put it on a good hook and look at all the fishies you can catch!
    You actually think a seasoned politician would do this.
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha, lol.

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